Ataraxzy “We have to make books cool once more. In case you go residence with someone and so they haven’t got books, don’t fuck them.” –John Waters “You can’t un-ring a bell.” –Ice-T “I’m completely delighted that The brand new York Times would assault me. I don’t have anything however contempt for them. They must be indicted underneath the Espionage Act.” –Peter King (R-NY), Chairman of Homeland Security A casual stroll by the lunatic asylum reveals that religion doesn’t prove anything. One more leak. Yet another cyber attack. The illiterate of the twenty-first century will not be those that can not read and write, however those who cannot study, unlearn, and relearn.” –Alvin Toffler “Politics is the leisure division of the military industrial advanced.” –Frank Zappa “Unless there’s a special process attracting them, the density of idiots in a group is equal to the density in any other group.” –Anderson’s Law “Our home eats and shits books.” –Lyssa “That is the cyber equivalent of pouring one out in your homies!
I take a look at it through my cyber eye! The Doctor and Anonymous Cow-Orker Rule 99: in case you take a look at enough porn, you’ll finally see individuals who resemble different individuals you understand. You recognize you have them in your arsenal, you work like hell to avoid having to use them, but when it’s a must to deploy them they’re your solely resolution. We’ve seen by means of the illusions that after sustained our fantasies and know from bitter experience that beloved comedians will stand unmasked, in the end, as alcoholic perverts or suicidal depressives. “Less abusive” pimps, she says, will entice them by appealing to their want to please him and earn or cement his love. I outline the ability elite as myself and my associates.” –Robert Anton Wilson “After i became a man I put away childish issues, together with the concern of childishness and the want to be very grown up.” –CS Lewis “That is the nice thing about PKI, there’s more than enough fail to go around. Robina Cortin “I could not cringe any tougher if I just noticed my mother in a bukkake video.” –Greg Giraldo “When individuals decry civilian deaths brought on by the U.S authorities, they’re aiding propaganda efforts. In sharp contrast, when civilian deaths are attributable to bombers who hate America, the perpetrators are evil and those deaths are tragedies. Once they put bombs in cars and kill people, they’re uncivilized killers. When we put bombs on missiles and kill people, we’re upholding civilized values. Once they kill, they’re terrorists. Once we kill, we’re placing in opposition to terror”.
The world henceforth will likely be run by synthesizers, folks ready to place collectively the best data at the appropriate time, think critically about it, and make important selections properly. William Gibson “Normal, sane folks aren’t associated with datacenters.” –mikea, alt.sysadmin.restoration “Evolution shows us there isn’t any right or unsuitable, solely power dynamics.” “Dollars are the brand new ammunition.” –Sean Kennedy “‘Dolphin free’? I don’t want this!” –Anonymous Cow-orker “I hadn’t known there were so many idiots in the world until I started utilizing the Internet.” –Stanislaw Lem “My drawback is that each one things are increasingly attention-grabbing to me.” –William Gibson “Republicans originally thought that Fox labored for us, and now we’re discovering we work for Fox.” –David Frum “True terror is to get up one morning and discover that your highschool class is working the nation.” –Kurt Vonnegut “Spoken like a real patriot: with only half of a grasp on the actual problem but whole certainty as to the reply.” “Spoken like a true web person, criticizing and flaming one other person, but additionally not showing any perception, contributing to the dialogue, or having their own potential answer to the difficulty at hand.” –Lobster and JohnnyOC “It’s thrust into my fingers by a convention organizer. I thrust it into another person’s hand. It could also be hacker vitamins, nevertheless it tastes like sucking on a pill. I’d somewhat have a meth habit.” –Quinn, on Club Mate “Paradox is more eternal than certainty.” –V.Vale, RE/Search “Don’t mess with a nation that wants medicine!” –Christopher Titus “Politics and religion are just like software and hardware. They all suck, the documentation is provably incorrect, and all the vendors tell lies.” –Andrew Dalgleish When the rich wage warfare it is the poor who die.
Anonymous Cow-orker “As the scale of an explosion will increase, the variety of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero.” –Vaarsuvius “Nice to see my tax dollars at work on ineffective shit. Can I’ve mine back?” –Kaffeen “I do not play reindeer games. I feel reindeer’s good eatin’, although.” –Bryce “We don’t get offended as a result of the glass is damaged, we get angry because we thought the glass would by no means break.” –Ven. Somerset Maugham “Of course someone quotes the ‘free market’ when they have a big corner of it.” –Jeffrey Paul “I made my money the old-fashioned manner – I inherited it.” –John Raese “From interrogations to passenger screening, from password necessities to insurance policies and personnel procedures, with regards to security, likelihood is that something performed or defined as ‘enhanced’ neither will likely be a great factor nor truly improve security.” –Richard Forno “Rectification: rattling near killed ’em.” –Anonymous Cow-orker “Ignore it! I by no means go browsing. The Internet stuff is bonkers. You need to not take a look at it.” –Steven Moffatt, on fandom “Sperm is just a chunk of DNA with a propellor on it.” –Professor Witt, university unknown Joy passes in the road with a hearty greeting and a wave. Anonymous Cow-orker “Don’t aspire to be a B-movie director, you may be there quickly sufficient.” –Bruce Campbell “You’ve got an honorary Polish household, my good friend.” “I’m sorry – how do you mean?” “Big, tightly knit, and convoluted. If your loved ones tree is extra like a household flowchart, you could be Polish.” –Bryce (who’s Polish) and Jason “In either case, it does not fucking matter. Science fiction shouldn’t be about ‘details’ any more than science is (and science isn’t about information any more than a house is ‘about’ bricks). Science is a process. What’s important is not a lot that you adhere to info as to rules. Given the ‘inconceivable’ premise of an FTL drive or spacing-guild navigators that journey out on Space Mescal to steer between the stars, does the story discover the results of that conceit in a approach that is sensible?” –Peter Watts, on plausible science in science fiction “I assume you don’t need a pimp hand when you have got a jetpack!” –Bryce “Twenty years from now you will be extra disappointed by the things that you just did not do than by those you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover.” –Mark Twain “The first rule of Political campaigning: Whomever lies first, wins.” –Sandmonkey “Motorist in entrance of me was so sluggish, they have been both carrying high explosives or performing a cellular circumcision. On themself.” –Security Humor “And remember, when you’ve got enough rep Rule 34 applies to you.” –Arenamontanus “Morning wooden doesn’t suggest I’m up for intercourse, it means my dick is POSTing.” –Bryce “You could have accepted chaos into your coronary heart and into your home. And it washes your dishes.” –Amberite “Well, things have gotten sufficiently worse which you can clarify the catbox.” –Orthaevelve “I do not know if it’ll stay. You see, I have loopy Jew woman hair, which will escape any containment field.” –Amberite “Look! It’s dying cockroach disco!” –Rialian “So, how do I open this?” “Just push the highest sideways. You understand, like you’re snapping the head off a chicken.” “Could you snap the top off my hen?” –Amberite, Hasufin, and Orthaevelve “Your faith in my means to recollect this shit is amazing.” –Keely “I’m astrally crocheting.” –Paul Hume “The way in which I see it, this is just like the Crips vs. the Bloods. And what have I got? An aircraft service.” –Admiral Mike Mullen “Never ask the Virtual Adepts for recommendation, for they may say both ‘Shiny!’ and ‘Look it up on Wikipedia!'” –Amberite “Dude, you see JPEG ARTEFACTS?! When did you last upgrade your software?!” –Hasufin, on my sleep deprivation signs There isn’t any separation between the fallen and the stars.